They Will Kill You - A Review
They Will Kill You They Will Kill You is, quite bluntly, the daftest film I've seen so far this year...and I mean that in a good way. The movie is John Wick vs The Evil Dead ON ACID. The plot, what little plot there is, centres around Zazie Beetz' character, Asia, tricking her way into a hotel, that has a history of hired help disappearing in strange circumstances, to rescue her sister who she discovers is working there. Asia has been in prison for the last ten years and has picked up some kick ass fighting moves, which come in handy when the rich clientele try to murder her. Asia fights back, chopping off heads and blowing off limbs with shotguns, blood and guts flying around like an 80s gore fest, only to be shocked by the bodies all reanimating and chasing after her again. The cast is made up of some well known faces - Patricia Arquette, Heather Graham, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton - all seemingly having the time of their lives slipping and sliding in gore and guts. There...